what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Mark Wilson

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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