- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Whats an Anti Joke

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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