- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Butt poop.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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