Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Illumati Confirmed

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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nice tits.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Cancer

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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women's rights

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Hahaha

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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