Gay's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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civil rights

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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