What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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you and your family will die tonight

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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