- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

penis

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Xzibit

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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you and your family will die tonight

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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