How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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sharks

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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