- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Woman's rights

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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