- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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