A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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lol a man is drowning

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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