- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What color is red paint? Red

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Dear crush, I want to drink you

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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