- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

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