What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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