- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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