- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

womens rights

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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