- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

knock knock who's there me i kill you

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

A guy trips a blind man.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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