What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Knock knock What?

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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