What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Flop dog

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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