What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Flop dog

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Bean.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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