Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Bean.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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you are a åsshole :)

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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