- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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