- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

heyy emit chase wazzup

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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