- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

The person below me is weird.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Paper shield.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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