Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Your mom.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Gun Control

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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