- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

crap!!

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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