How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Harry Styles

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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A ginger was with his friends

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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modern love

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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