- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

TOBUSCUS

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

crap!!

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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