- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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