A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

you are a åsshole :)

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Your mom.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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