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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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