Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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