Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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