your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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whats 2+2? math.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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