Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Dinosaur!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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