What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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