I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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