why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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