What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Women's rights.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Republicans

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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