Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

I can't see my forehead

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's 9+10=? 19

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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