Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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