- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

my whole life!

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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