Womens' Rights

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Woman's rights

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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