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Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

you are a åsshole :)

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

you are a åsshole :)

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering