A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Spotto

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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brandon ya twwat

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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