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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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