Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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My life :(

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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