Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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