What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the man die? He got shot!

my whole life!

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Penis

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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