- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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