- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

whats your name? bumder:)

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

a man walks into a prostitute.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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