hi mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Grammer is very important

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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