A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

miley cyrus

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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