Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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