- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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